Chuck Norris NES Jokes

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Chuck Norris can beat Battletoads in two-player mode.

Chuck Norris is a bad enough dude to rescue the president.

When Billy Lee's girlfriend was kidnapped he approached Chuck Norris and said "Hey my girlfriend got kidnapped what should I do?" and Chuck Norris said "Midair spinning roundhouse kick everyone to death until they return your girlfriend."

Chuck Norris doesn't need a warp whistle to warp when he whistles.

Chuck Norris can beat Contra without using the Konami code -- or ever firing a weapon.

Chuck Norris can throw fireballs and hammers at the same time.

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[MattWritesStuff]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use his fists on an NES. The games beat themselves.

The only reason Chuck Norris doesn't have his own NES game is because 8 bits isn't enough to hold his power. His on-screen avatar would roundhouse kick its way out of the cartridge.

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Chuck Norris can enter Minus World in Super Mario Bros. 3.

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Chuck Norris has a black belt in Kung Fu -- the NES game.

Chuck Norris can beat the Yellow Devil without jumping.

Chuck Norris uses his own Norris control scheme in Galaxy 5000.

Chuck Norris gets all the Bible Buffet quiz answers correct without the manual.

Chuck Norris can use the Konami code to gain 30 lives in any video game.